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2 old men
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7 months ago
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND

DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.

AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.

THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER,
“GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED.
THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.”
THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, 'YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'
DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'
WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.'
HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.'
'A WITCH ??. . WHY in the world WOULD YOU SAY THAT?'
WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE,
THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW..... TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!'
A
Romania
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121
7 months ago
Lol, so funny.
Thank you Bullyboy

1288
121
7 months ago
Lol good one keep them coming good way to start off my day is with a joke or 2 tyvm
2126
11
7 months ago
Read this to my boss and secretary and they both laughed...well done keep em coming!!
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#5
116
7 months ago
Awesome! I've never been that drunk, but I am that old.
289
7 months ago
Keep posting em Bullyboy!! Makes me smile on a grand scale!! Can still picture the teeth heading heavenbound!! Bet the old codgers still thought it was worth it!
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232
7 months ago
Thats too funny my gf is a witch for halloween.
254
7 months ago
Rofl man ole man that there is to funny yes i spit water out when i was reading #try not to take a drink & read funny stuff lol!
393
7 months ago
THATS kind of good way to start your day with a good laff.My wife and her g/f got good laff out of this.KEEP them up u put a smile on a few faces VILLIANS 187 NINER

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