So people, cmon be active , i know you are not boring here gogoogogogogoog

I don't care how many way you say it. Peter Piper only picked a peck of pickled peppers.The lazy ass ! ROFLMAO

You did say bad jokes.

Two dog owners were bragging about the intelligence of their pets. "The brightest dog I ever had," said one, "was a Great Dane that could play cards. He was a whiz at poker, but I had him put to sleep." "You had him put to sleep, a bright dog like that? A dog like that would be worth a million dollars." "Had to," he replied, "Caught him using marked cards!"

Thats much better , keep on going . you make me smile today :D

AK is like Anna Kournikova looks good and never wins.How do you get a Professional Poker player off your door step? Pay him for the pizza.Whats the difference between a poker player and a dog? The dog will eventually stop whining.Top five reasons you are delusional about poker.1. You think your ready for the WSOP because you made money in $5 SNGs all the time. Dude!!2.You own a killer set of sun glasses that will make Fossil man jealous.3. You quote from Rounders whenever you can, especially if some1 ask's what your cards were. You always answer,"Im sorry, john. I dont remember".4. You own a minimum of twelve poker books and only read 2.5. You wear your Party Poker hat and sunglasses to live $1/$2 games.There is some bad jokes