Bill Gates dies reaches heaven. Saint Peter is there to greet him at the pearly gates and says to him, "Bill since you're such a unique person, we have decided to let you choose between heaven and hell." Bill takes a minute to think about it and wishes to have a look at both options. St. Peter says, "by all means, I have a pair of windows for you to look through." Saint Peter opens the window towards heaven Bill sees a lot of angels on their clouds just sitting and plucking harps. Saint Peter then proceeds and opens a second window showing him hell. Bill sees a dazzlingly lit casino with a lot of people all of them having a good time drinking and laughing, in this amazing room bill sees naked girls almost everywhere dancing on stages and in the far corner what seem to be a great poker room, this room is filled with poker greats, playing Bill's favorite $3-$6 Hold'em. Bill spots a vacant seat long with game chips and everybody is waving him to come and join them in the game. Bill turns to Saint Peter and replies he made his choice, and that heaven seems boring and he wants to join the poker game in hell. Saint Peter grants his wish. A few months later Saint Pete opens the window to hell to find Bill shackled by the ankles, while hanging directly over a fiery pit. Saint Peter asks Bill how does he like his new home. Bill answers crying, "Saint Peter, this isn't anything like what you showed me! What happened?" Saint Peter replies, "I'm sorry Bill, I thought that you realized that was only the demo version".