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9 months ago
0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Have a fantastic weekend!
Edited by charmingshells 9 months ago
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sam1chips
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#2
1488
9 months ago
Hahaha Bob will be sleeping on the couch for the weekend!

Pretty funny though, everyone have a good one!
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OrdinaryGuy
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#3
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9 months ago
sam1chips (#2) wrote: Hahaha Bob will be sleeping on the couch for the weekend!

Pretty funny though, everyone have a good one!
Bob is dead and burried in an unmarked grave. RIP Bob.
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#4
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9 months ago
I`d be killed!
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Arwen75
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#5
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9 months ago
Thanks for the laugh Shells!!!!


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benspocket
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#6
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9 months ago
That was a good one charming i just read it to gina she laughed also
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twinkies777
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#7
1188
9 months ago
Lol funny one ms shells. have a great weekend everyone!!!!!!
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dragracer
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#8
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9 months ago
That is so funny, I don't care who you are.... thanks I needed a laugh today
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charmingshells
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#9
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9 months ago
LOL..glad you liked it. Poor ol' Bob.
I better pace myself here..don't want to post too many at once.
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#10
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9 months ago
The biggest taboo for the married man the scale thx 4 the lol enjoyed it
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#11
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9 months ago
Lol
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Tom1559
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#12
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9 months ago
Nice one. Made me laugh. I can just picture the scene.

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