IMQ where do u work so we can come bye.IM realy hopping its no 1 so we can drool on the way bye.BUT it could be I HOP because your not a drive bye. just playing with u .HAVING some fun VILLIANS 187 NINER

Not all of the girls at hooters have huge boobs. They wear tight shirts so it can be deceiving. I am craving some chicken wings now though. And some boobs. I think I might have to go to hooters. I am also craving one legged girls though. Hmmm.. Hooters or Ihop? Tough decision.

LMFAOOOOOO too funny 9-rrrrrrrrrrrr!!! xoxoxox ......... Chelle

LMAO @ your comment too sharking! hahahahahaaa tough decision~ hell why not BOTH! LMAOOOOOOO

Lol ...Tell me more.. They say hooters a family restaurant but the way the dress please. My wife will slap me silly.

I knew this waitress who worked at IHOP.Her name was Eileen.

She had a dog with no legs.Didnt matter what she called him,he still would come.

these were funny the first time i heard them 10 years ago. post some original jokes. gives us something new to laugh about

Lets see that trick you do where you open your mouth & your face disappears.Oh,nevermind,you just did.

If you havent got something positive to add,maybe just STFU & move along .Clearly,its a lot funnier than ANYTHING you've added.At least until you post your picture.

.........HEARD THIS B-4? LMFAOOOOOOOO I'M SURE YOU HAVE.....& IF NOT YOU HAVE SOME THING NEW TO LAUGH AT!

........ THANKS CZ YOU ARE THE BEST!!! SHAME THERE IS NOT MORE MEN LIKE YOU IN THE WORLD!!! xoxoxoxox .......... Chelle

Watch out po are here. lol
They will talk about your game when you win and give attitude.

I dunno who "po" are,but whenever someone critiques my play,i ask how many WSOP's theyve won &/or how many best-selling poker books theyve written.If its zero(which,of course,IT IS),i laugh at em just before i mute the idjit!

wow you're cool! neato

Experts at poker ? I always feel hindsight is 20-20 but this is supposed to be the joke section so here goes enjoy!!!

HolyWater versus Turpentine
ALittle boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking itup and watching all the bubbles. A while later, a Priest came along and askedthe little boy what he had.
Thelittle boy replied, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it iscalled turpentine.
ThePriest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If youtake some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll passa healthy baby.
Thelittle boy replied, 'You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on acat's butt and he'll pass a Harley Davidson.

..........ROTFLMAO ......... I'm sure that Cat would do more than purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr that's for sure!

Lmfao some good jokes all keep them coming anything that can make me lmfao rite now is good after a week i had lord knows i need it

Try these Michelle .
Q: What’s the difference between someone who prays in church and a poker player who prays after going all in?
A: The player who plays after going all in really means it.

What's the difference between Phil Hellmuth and God? God doesn't think he's Phil Hellmuth.

Some cowboys were playing poker in an Old West saloon. One of them laid down the winning hand, and another jumped up,yelling, “He’s cheatin! He ain't playin the cards I dealt him!”

LMFAO. Good stuff. First time I've heard either one of those if you can believe it lol.

IHOP - Brings back great memories of my last visit to the US. I had some great breakfasts in IHOP. Awesome place. Take that anyday over the boobs.

All these are great jokes keep them coming heard some and not some