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JorgeGil
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2 years ago
This man comes home late one night straight from a poker game only to find his revolting wife waiting for him.

"Where in gods name have you been?" she screamed.

"Well dear you'll have to pack all of your things," he said. "I have just lost you in a game of cards."

"How the hell did you ever manage to do that?"

"It wasn't that easy, dear. I had to fold with a royal flush."
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foldilox
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2 years ago
Typical lol.
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Exactly the answer i expected
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2 years ago
She's a big royal flush-lol
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2 years ago
I couldn't even imaging folding the royal flush for any reason , lol . but if he was that bad , hummmm , lol .

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2 years ago
Lmfao good one
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Appel21
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#7
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2 years ago
The answer i expcted, too.
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