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Nicked this off another forum,no offence intended ladies.
1070
8 months ago
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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333
8 months ago
Cool. I'm guessing you're single? am I right? ;)
424
8 months ago
2 funny ! and I can say I never heard this one before. Loooove a good joke.
569
2
8 months ago
Well??? What happened!!!!? Did she iron it or not???!
886
8 months ago
Hope the pilot can iron out a solution, so the plane doesn't have to crash.
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87
8 months ago
Ill bet they were the first to arrive at the scene of the accident.

beat the ambulance by probably 1/2 hr. (thanks to Ron White )
52
8 months ago
Bullyboy1 (#1) wrote: As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
lmao. got a little chuckle ouitta this
1522
33
8 months ago
No offense taken. It was cute, too. Sooooo, I hope the men who read this won't be offended..lol
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
oh, oh, oh..just one more please!
Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones.
tee hee..
1070
8 months ago
Shelly thats way below the belt grrrrrrrrr lol
284
8 months ago
Not sure who I laughed more at Bully or Shells !!
Nope wait - Shells definitely!! qQuick and smart my lady!
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313
8 months ago
Great joke that is a old one think it is a classic makes me laugh everytime I here it.
510
313
8 months ago
charmingshells (#8) wrote: No offense taken. It was cute, too. Sooooo, I hope the men who read this won't be offended..lol
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
oh, oh, oh..just one more please!
Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones.
tee hee..
this all makes me laugh out loud all is so funny can not control myself lollollol

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