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charmingshells
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9 months ago
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

Officer: May i see your licence?

Lady: what does it look like?

Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.

The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.

The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'

Groaner, huh?
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sam1chips
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#2
1488
9 months ago
Hahahaha very funny, some people have all the luck
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player63
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#3
386
9 months ago
Lol funny one,gotta love the blonde jokes :-)
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eberetta1
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#4
887
9 months ago
That has been my favorite blonde joke for years.
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benspocket
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9 months ago
Bonde jokes are always funny, just love them
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donkinbuck
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2125
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9 months ago
Im groaning....silly blondes!
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dragracer
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9 months ago
That is a good one,,, I haven't heard that one,, in fact blonde jokes seem to have gone out of style,,kinda like elephant jokes are old school.. take care
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nobby1510
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#8
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9 months ago
I love the blonde jokes - fantastic!
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CrimeZone
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9 months ago
She was RCMP,right?

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