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Top Five Reasons…you are delusional about poker
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11 months ago
1) You think you’re ready for the WSOP because you money in $5 SnGs all the time, dude!2) You own a killer pair of sunglasses that would make Fossilman jealous.3) You quote from Rounders whenever you can, especially if someone asks what your cards were. You always answer, “I’m sorry, John. I don’t remember.”4) You own a minimum of twelve poker books. You’ve read at least two of them.5) You wear your party poker hat and sunglasses to live $1/2 games
1480
11 months ago
Hahahahaha very funny Did you get that from somewhere or make that up yourself? My favorite one is #3, haha i love that scene
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11 months ago
1) I know I can win because I suck out a lot !
2) I bet large because other players will fold to me !
3) I will beat you because I have a big stack !
4) I’ve never owned or read a poker book !
5) I can play any weak hand & still win !
Edited by gridlock10 11 months ago
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1312233
11 months ago
None of the above.
I'm a realist.
886
11 months ago
1. I can place 27th in a 2700 player tourney,
but cannot place 27th in an 80 player poker.org tourney for the life of me.
2. I still wear my Absolute Poker baseball cap.
3. Waiting 2 months to receive a payout feels perfectly normal.
4. Any two cards can still beat my premium hand that I waited 35 minutes for.
5. Ten different skins I joined are all on the same network.
1062
11
10 months ago
Its just like golfers you see on a golf cousre---they look like a pro all the garb nice bag the whole nine yards..they talk the game with great knowledge....and cant play from sht
1062
11
10 months ago
Im a poker player because im at the table playing poker lol
569
2
10 months ago
Im gonna win the WSOP ME next year because I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.
401
13
10 months ago
I got a good laugh about that grinder.
1183
3
10 months ago
Well, I always want to play in WSOP Main Event, but when does my dream come true. :)
419
10 months ago
I am going to play in the WSOP Main Event. Do not know when but I am going to do it and I am going to cash.
45
10 months ago
1-5) because i 'm not more annoying then Phil Hellmouth - " He called me with five-seven…idiot from Northern Europe.”,“Idiot players calling with queen-ten…they don’t even know how to spell poker.”

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