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Room
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Game
Holdem
Stake
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Book
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Hand
AA
Pro
Gus Hansen
Last Online
2 hours ago
Played Since
January,2008
Play Style
Not sure yet
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Novice
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5 to 10
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113.50
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Our Dealer, who art in heaven....:)
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I had posted this prayer awhile ago and in light of the Winter Series beginning soon, thought it appropriate to remind us to pay the dealer..lol..
Our Dealer,
who art in Heaven
Hold'em is thy game
Thy shuffle done, thy 'all in' come,
Online as it is in Vegas
Give us this day our pocket pairs
and forgive us our bad beats,
as we forgive those who have sucked out against us
Lead us not into made hands,
and deliver us from bluffs
For thine is the flop, the turn, and the river,
Forever.
Amen.
Author unknown
Our Dealer,
who art in Heaven
Hold'em is thy game
Thy shuffle done, thy 'all in' come,
Online as it is in Vegas
Give us this day our pocket pairs
and forgive us our bad beats,
as we forgive those who have sucked out against us
Lead us not into made hands,
and deliver us from bluffs
For thine is the flop, the turn, and the river,
Forever.
Amen.
Author unknown
Comments
127
8 months ago
Dear Dealer
who art in space
Hold'em is not your game
The shuffle done and then redone
Not as in veagas but in RNG
Give us Aces and then oh shyte
You smile and deliver
And give us our bad beats
My dog dont forgive you for these suckouts
You so devious and steal my chips
You are the flop, turn and RIVER
To that A6os 4 x runner flush or straight!!!!!!
Always.
who art in space
Hold'em is not your game
The shuffle done and then redone
Not as in veagas but in RNG
Give us Aces and then oh shyte
You smile and deliver
And give us our bad beats
My dog dont forgive you for these suckouts
You so devious and steal my chips
You are the flop, turn and RIVER
To that A6os 4 x runner flush or straight!!!!!!
Always.
