"You're playing poker. They're playing you."
It's hard to describe, but there's a feeling akin to nostalgia that I get when watching poker content from the early-to-mid 2000s. I know it's not actual nostalgia because I was about 10 years old when the first episode of Tilt aired on ESPN and had never even heard of poker – and yet, in watching the show for the first time some 20 years after its sole season I find myself longing for days of yore that I did not experience.
And who do I have to thank for this newfound emotional quandary? ACR Poker Pro Jeff 'Boski' Sluzinski, who has taken to sharing daily clips from the show with his followers on X.
As a precursor to the thoughts shared below, I have only seen one episode of the show. I will watch the other eight in due time (and thus you may be subjected to more of my thoughts as a result). If you, like me up until most recently, have yet to delve into the show through its first 47-minute installment, I encourage you to scroll up and click the play button.
'A mackerel in the moonlight'
Tilt has everything you could possibly want from a television show about poker. Alright, maybe not everything, but it's far from without merit. After all, the creators of Tilt Brian Koppelman and David Levien are the same minds behind Rounders and Billions. As I said, I'm only one episode in, but I feel as though I'm in good hands.
What Tilt does have going for it is Michael Madsen – may he rest in peace – delivering a delectable array of dialogue as Don 'The Matador' Everest. Lines that would sound twice as ludicrous coming from just about any other actor. In one scene he stacks a character played by Chris Bauer (who also portrayed Frank Sobotka on The Wire) with a turned gutshot straight against a flopped set.
As Bauer's character reels from the loss – a beat he later insists was the result of foul play – Everest delivers the line of the episode.
"A set of deuces is kind of like a mackerel in the moonlight: one minute it's real shiny, the next it stinks."
I could prattle on and on about why you should give Tilt a chance in a time where prestige television is but a click away – and in HD nonetheless (or Liquid Glass or OLED, whatever the best TV thing is) – but instead I'll leave you with a few gems from the first episode to keep an eye out for.
- A bleached-blond Daniel Negreanu has not one, but two cameo appearances in Episode 1, including one with T.J. Cloutier.
- Two players in a backroom game level handguns at one another over an accusation of string-betting – something a lot of other less authentic shows and movies unfortunately treat as part of the game.
- In a different backroom game – this one takes place in a boxing gym with two dudes sparring in the ring for the entirety – our protagonist (portrayed with admirable effort by Eddie Cibrian) stacks a British opponent thanks to a fortuitous river card. When the cards are rolled over and the Brit sees the hand he lost to he can't believe his eyes – and delivers another instant classic. "You got all my chips with them little cards?" he asks. "I got broke with itty-bitty cards."
If all of the above isn't enough to convince you to give it a try, there's just no saving you.
