Stop press: Ari Engel now has 15 WSOP Circuit rings

Brad Willis
Brad Willis
Posted on: August 17, 2023 19:32 PDT

📷: Hayley Hochstetler | 8131Media

In a poker world with infinite media resources and a 24/7 ticker across the bottom third of your attention, this would have been the headline:

Ari Engel wins 15th Circuit ring, ties Circuit villain Maurice Hawkins for most rings

And if we'd had that infinite resource, we would have had our versions of Scott Van Pelt, Stephen A. Smith, and--I dunno...how about--Nancy Grace arguing for thirty minutes about whether Ari Engel is a witch, Maurice Hawkins is maybe not the villain he is made out to be, and whether either of them might have committed any crimes that would be suitable for a true crime podcast a'la Serial meets The Micros.

And then, because the consultants tell us no one has an attention span long enough to follow a story from beginning to end anymore, we'd pitch to Joey Ingram playing high-stakes cornhole against Matt Berkey on poker's version of The Ocho. For rolls. Or bags. Continue the metaphor at your leisure and discretion.